Outlandish Job Offer Prank Letter, Write Prank Letter to Friends

Outlandish Job Offer
  [Your Name]
  [Your Address]
  [City, State, ZIP]
  [Email Address]
  [Phone Number]
  [Date]
  
  [Recipient's Name]
  [Recipient's Address]
  [City, State, ZIP]
  
  Dear [Recipient's Name],
  
We're thrilled to offer you the position of "Chief Quantum Banana Explorer" at the Institute of Fruitful Discoveries! Your mission, should you choose to accept, involves unraveling the enigmatic interplay of bananas and the space-time continuum.
  
  Responsibilities:
  1. Investigate the curvatures of cosmic bananas in the multiverse.
  2. Ponder the philosophical implications of parallel-ripe bananas.
  3. Spearhead expeditions to the Banana Nebula (a dreamy destination for a dedicated explorer like you).
  
  Qualifications:
  - Fluent in banana language (spoken and written)
  - Quantum curiosity (no time-travel experience required)
  - Ability to juggle while contemplating quantum physics
  
  Benefits:
  1. Competitive salary in banana units (redeemable across dimensions).
  2. Access to the Banana Library, containing peels of wisdom from renowned banana scholars.
  3. Membership in the Banana Enthusiasts Club (B.E.C.).
  4. Prospect of mingling with parallel universe banana aficionados.
  
To accept, simply peel off the attached sticker and affix it to your response. If you encounter a temporal anomaly while replying, kindly enjoy a banana smoothie until it subsides.
  
  Excitedly awaiting your quantum response,
  
  [Your Name]